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|| emily is my name and being lame is my game ||♍️|| agendered, they/them || freshman @ FHS || 14 ||

its 3:38 a.m. and i just woke up and i still feel shitty

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?

dannydino11:

rollin-in:

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

Or make me lose my pants

Or both.

(via satans-c1it)

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: innovate, via disneyirishprincess)

Trisha Cappelletti” (via samoanshugavery)

(via munnisonlinelogwy)

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!

leafeonkin:

leafeonkin:

its super important that everyone remembers halloween centers around a lot of talk about spirits , death , and graves , and that these things can be very triggering to folk . please , if you arent going to remember to tag all of it , at least tag your halloween posts with #halloween so folk like me can blacklist it . do not make this month hard for us , we go through enough as is

please reblog this

(via leaveittospoopy)

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via agentchurch)

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